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Thursday, November 23, 2006



Attention, Attention May I Have All Your Eyes and Ears


My Lj limits me (well, not really) to a few posts a day because of my friend's list. And the fact that I can't link to my friends also gets me bothered. So, hey! I crack open my old blogspot account for my own amusement.


*thinks of something smart to say*
Right, my name is Nicole. I'm fifteen going on sixteen years old and I live in some country in Asia called Malaysia that you've probably never heard of. I'm that cool. If you want to be specific, it's in South East Asia and is located directly above Singapore and below Thailand. Yes, that little piece of land sticking out of the map. Got it? Got it? Good.

I'm not very funny, in fact I'm very boring. Really boring. If you've ever met me you'll be like, "Holy shit! She's so dull, she's so boring, she's....ZZZZZZZZZZZZ." By the way that wasn't me trying to be funny, it was just the truth typed out for the whole world to see.

And that's all you will get to know about me. For now at least. If you want to know more, you could always stick this site into your bookmarks and then make me
e-famous. Then I shall turn into one of those stereotypical people who decorate their sites, rant about nonsense and write sponsored ads for major companies. I would love that. I could be the next Cory Kennedy. Really.

Don't believe me? :)

-fakeperfume-









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