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Saturday, September 29, 2007
I'm Such A Clothes Horse


What's better than Fashion and Japan combined? (Come on, this is so obvious)

JAPANESE FASHION!

Especially their websites. Oh gawd, I just found this one called PoupeeGirl (suspicious name, yes) but who the hell CARES?! It's this Japanese site where girls post up clothes and accesories from their wadrobes and construct outfits and show everyone what they're wearing everday. Crap, if you know me well, you know that Nicole has a fetish other than young boys for looking into other people's closets. Looking at people's clothes makes me so happy. I can almost hear the Hallelujah chorus singing. *sigh*

PoupeeGirl

GO! GO! GO! Registering is in English but the links and navigation is in Japanese so good luck trying to translate everything. My username is nicoleplz but it's empty so don't bother looking at it. I'm just there to lurk in people's closets and ogle at their superb sense of style. I've found out like so many ways to rewear my black leggings now. UWAAAAAA~! ♥

chu!

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9:09 AM


Thursday, September 27, 2007
Shit, I'm Old


Being 16 isn't exactly old. But it's not exactly young either. Shit, you know age is catching up to you when your new favourite bands consists of boys ranging from 13-16 respectively.

OMGGGG F.T. ISLAND!!




SO HOT RIGHT?!?!?! MY FAVOURITE MEMBER, GET THIS, IS 15 YEARS OLD. BORN IN 1992~!

Shit, I'm falling for younger men but when has that ever stopped me?

You can all be my Ashton to my Demi. xD Why marry a wrinkly old man when you marry a young, effiminate and hot one with money?


(insert fangirling here)
AND OH HELL, THERE'S THIS SHOP IN SINGAPORE WHICH SELLS KAME'S DREAM BOYS 2007 MERCH!! AND KAT-TUN X ROHTO LIPBALM!! AND THE NEWS X RUSS K CLOTHING LINE!! MAJOR LOVE!!!


Kay, going to watch more dramas now.


12:47 AM


Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Dorama Hibernation


EXAMS ARE OVER!!!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!!

I'M GOING TO HIBERNATE.

BY ORDER OF IMPORTANCE:
1. MAJO NO JOUKEN
2. LONG VACATION
3. STRAWBERRY ON THE SHORTCAKE


Ok, going to start marathoning now, BAI.

P.S.// Does anyone know anymore good dramas (preferably Japanese) about incestual relationships? I've seen stepbrother/stepbrother, uncle/nephew, and stepfather/stepson but but it's not enough.

I NEED MOAR! >:)

Oh and another thing, is it only me or are everyone's blogspot links in German when they publish a new post? Because it's happening and it's...weird.


10:59 PM


Friday, September 14, 2007
Must Be FATE


omg quick post, i'm sneaking on the comp while my mum is sleeping. omg, something awesome happened today, well not really but it's still awesome.

omgomgomg i love my dad and his old job. omg omg omg when i find the photos i'll confirm it okay? yesyes it involves the johnny. :O:O:O (as in kitagawa not depp/someone else)


omgomg must be FATE!!!!!!!


9:30 AM


Sunday, September 09, 2007
Men May Wear the Pants, But Women Pick Them Out


My mother is now fighting with me for CrunchyRoll time. Because of that stupid KDrama on Astro "Lovers", the self-proclaimed Korean hater is now addicted to the series. I decided to be kind and show her the English subs on CrunchyRoll, then suddenly she pushed me off the chair and started watching Episode 5-20 in a matter of hours. Then she watched "Long Vacation" a drama she's already watched 10 years ago, which started her KimuTaku phase. Now she wants to finish "100 Tales of Horror" and it's damn scary weih, with dead geishas and undead samurai's and...stuff.

Anyway, on the drama front, I'm now GOING TO WATCH EVERY DAMN DRAMA WITH TACKEY IN IT! OMG, DO YOU KNOW HOW NICE HIS DRAMAS ARE??!?!

They are so sick and twisted weihh!! In "Strawberry on the Shortcake" he plays this boy who is in love with his stepsister. Then in "Majo no Jouken" he plays a 17 year-old who is in love with his TEACHER. Then in "Romeo and Juliet" he plays a criminal's son in love with the police chief's daughter and they run away and have sex on the beach. WAHH SO ROMANTIC.

And not to forget MatsuJun! In "Bambino" he plays a wannabe chef who cries cause the food he cooks is so nice. Then in "Kimi Wa Petto" he plays a woman's ROFL get this, PET. Now, I'm trying to find subs for "Boku wa Imouto ni Koi Wo suru" or "I'm In Love With My Younger Sister". OMG NICE OR NOT? THE TITLE GETS ME SO EXCITED.

AND DID ANYONE ELSE WATCH TOKYO TOWER??!?!?! IT WAS SO NICE, CAUSE HE FALLS IN LOVE WITH OLDER WOMEN AND HAS SEX WITH HIS CLASSMATES MOTHER. THEN FEW YEARS LATER, HE HAS SEX WITH THE CLASSMATE HERSELF WHO WANTS TO KNOW HOW GOOD HE WAS WITH HER MOTHER. WAHAHHAHA. WOAH I TELL YOU. SO NICE.

Ok, you're all getting bored, I'll shut up now. :B


5:55 AM


Saturday, September 08, 2007
I Must Be Cursed


So guess what? My weekend Singapore trip is cancelled. Why? Because I think I must be cursed. Let's review what has happened over the past 2 months:

1. My camera fell off it's tripod thus rendering it's lens, spoiled.
2. Barricaded in tuition toilet/room.
3. Food poisoning rendering me useless for 3 days.

And then something happened last night after BM tuition. (I swear, I think that place is cursed or full of bad juju.) Following story will have lots racist comments and prejudice against a certain race, please refrain from reading if you are easily offended. Kthnx.


Mother and I had just returned from class and she handed me the keys to unlock the gate. Just as I was going to do so, two Indian dudes on a motorcycle drove by. I know they are Indian because it was just after 9.30 pm and who can see Indians in the night anyway because they are so black?

They asked my mother if this was SS2, feeling suspicious I just kept quiet, my mother decided to be smart, though she was suspicious too and said yes. Then suddenly, one of those assholes jumped down and proceeded to grab for my mother's bag. Both of us ended up yelling and I was so stunned I couldn't move to at least like throw some sand at his face. As we were struggling, our neighbours came out to look at the commotion, then the guy got scared, pulled out like this long pole/parang, at that point my mother figured it was a lost cause and let go. They drove away and we ran inside the house. It was at that moment, I realised we forgot to take the number plate. I felt like kicking myself.

You know what gets me? I'm not particularly racist, but I can be when I want to. You know what I hate? Indian people. You know what I hate even more? Poor Indian people. Not the type who are really really poor and appeal to the newspapers kind of poor. But the poor who have to resort to stealing and robbing innocent people. I hate poor Indian people. They are a scum to society. You know where I think they come from? Those block of low cost housing somewhere nearby Jasmine Towers. You know what I think? I don't think they deserve to be housed. We're not the only ones either, dear Samantha Lau herself was robbed by a snatch thief, but thank god she's smart and strong. I'm neither. You know what I hope? Shortly after robbing us, two those scums ran into a lorry and died on the scene. But you know, with my luck, it probably wont happen.

SAMANTHA LAU, WHEN YOU GO TO COURT WITH THAT ASSHOLE WHO ROBBED YOU, I HOPE YOU WIN AND PUT HIS BLACK ASS INTO JAIL WHERE HE BELONGS. FUCK HIS MOTHER WHO APPEALED TO YOU. FUCK HER. FUCK HER. FUCK HER FOR RAISING A SHIT SON AND HER SHIT PARENTING SKILLS.

You know, I've never had a problem with the poor or Indian people until now. I think they're smart, they know they're black and it's night, so no one can see them.

My mother is damn angry now cause there was 700+ inside that bag plus some foreign currency for tomorrow and her IC/license. I am damn pissed because the cute little red coin purse I bought for her in Tokyo together with the cute little crystal owl handphone strap thingy I bought for her in Fukushima are gone. GONE. JUST LIKE THAT. YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE OR NOT?? 3500 YEN COIN PURSE + 750 YEN CRYSTAL STRAP = 4250 YEN = RM 129.31!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE PICTURES OF IT FOR MEMORIES!!!! WHEN WILL BE THE NEXT TIME I GO TO JAPAN I ASK YOU?!?!?!! HUH?!?!?!?! AND THAT CRYSTAL OWL?? MY HOST PARENTS PURPOSELY DROVE ME TO THAT CRYSTAL WAREHOUSE JUST SO I COULD BUY SOUVENIRS. I DAMN PISSED I TELL YOU.

DAMN FUCKING PISSED. THIS IS PROOF THAT NO GOD EXISTS. I HATE YOU ALL. KARMA, WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS, HUH??!!? HUH??!?!!?


12:49 AM


Thursday, September 06, 2007
Nicole Loves Fashion, Oh Yes She Does...!






My biggest pet peeve is when someone tells me they don't care about clothes brands. What the hell are you talking about, of course you do! Being brand concious is not a luxury, it's a right! (I totally stole this from Sarah Jessica Parker ;D) Don't you feel the thrill, the exhilaration when let's say some fashion street photographer (like FRUiTS!) stops you on the street and asks you where your outfit is from?
"T-shirt from Graniph, Samurai Jeans, Fafi for Lesportsac handbag and Miu Miu x POP heels. The accesories are from TopShop."


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH JUST TYPING THOSE BRANDS DOWN MAKES ME FEEL SO HAPPY.

I know the clothes up there look boring a crap, but there is more to brands than just basic clothing. Fashion is a product that can be bought and sold and is made for you, and style is something that you get up and you do it to yourself every morning. Fashion is a product, but style is a way of life. You can't buy style, it's an instinct.

Oh, oh and I know this is sounds pretty bad but I am soooooooooo lusting over Fergie's new handbag line with Kipling. Google it, you have to admit it looks pretty good especially "Naughty Scout". October COME FASTER!!!

Talking about handbags, GOD why is EVERYBODY AND THEIR GRANDMOTHER (srsly) carrying a FAKE TOKIDOKI BAG?!!?!?!?!?!

STOP STOP STOP STOP IT ALREADY!!! These people just piss me off. If you can't afford the real TokiDoki for LeSportSac may I suggest a cheaper alternative? I don't care if you like it, YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT. STOP SPOILING THE NOVELTY FOR THOSE WHO CAN. I admit I myself own a fake, but I made up for it by buying the original a few weeks later leaving the fake to BURN BABY BURNNNN at them bottom of my closet.
>:(

Speaking of TokiDoki, I heard they are teaming up in Onitsuka Tiger (Japanese sport shoes) for May 2008. I now know what I want for my 17th birthday next year, HO HUM.

I just felt like making a fashion post for some reason. I love fashion (been my life since I was 10) I've just realised I don't have a friend who shares the same enthusiasm for clothes and brands as I do. Why's that? I've got one for JE, one for music, one for photography and most friends for general fun. But I've never had a friend who knows who Giles Deacon, Rei Kawakubo or hell, A Bathing Ape. And hey guys, NO, Karl Lagerfeld is NOT an actor. Yohji Yamamoto is NOT a JE boy but a fashion designer. CAPEESH?

;_;


Man, I am such a prick.


6:04 AM


Saturday, September 01, 2007
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself


Directions: Write down twelve of your favorite characters. Number the list. Then click the cut for random cracktastic questions. (Don't look at the questions before you've come up with the list or else you'll spoil it. XD)

1: Kazuya
2: Yuto
3: Ryo
4: Jun
5: Ryosuke
6: Tegoshi
7: Maruyama
8: Ueda
9: Shige
10: Nino
11: Tackey
12: Koichi

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No...but I wouldn't mind if it was NC-17. It wouldn't seem natural if it was fluff or crack. :P

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Hot. Jesus, the boy CRIES when he eats GOOD FOOD. He can speak Engrish, Flench and Eetalian as well. MUAHAHADJ. Plus he dances with rainbows, what's not to love?

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

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4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
NONE THAT I CAN REMEMBER. THEY ARE ALL THE SAME RLY. PWP DOESN'T VARY.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Yuto/Tego?! WHAT? YUTO IS BARELY LEGAL.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Ryosuke/Shige or Ryosuke/Nino. Gawd, I don't know, Ryosuke/Shige, cause Shige's smart and he could probably be Ryosuke's sensei or something mmhmmk.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Maru walked in on KOICHI AND YUTO? oh god. I don't. I can't even. seriously, the thought of Yuto in a sexual situation at all. x_____X All that boy should be allowed to do is smile and act cute and prance around singing "HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!" with his equally adorable friends.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
"Ryo's had it up to here with this Arashi guy. Rated NC-17 for improper use of microphones and rainbows."

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
SUUUUUUUUURE.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Koichi seems to be a goddamn pimp. WHY HAVE I ANSWERED SO MANY QUESTIONS REGARDING TWELVE BUT NOT NUMBER ONE?!

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
FINALLY! KAZUYA/JUN FIC?? YESS PLZ. HOOKER FIC YESS. KAZUYA!HOOKER WOULD BE COMMANDED TO PLEASE HIS MASTER!JUN THE CHEF WHO COOKS LOVELY PASTA FOR HIM EVERY NIGHT AND THEY'D USE THE SAUCE AS A FORM OF BDSM AND nevermind-.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I don't think most of my friends even know WHO Maruyama is.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
NO ONE I KNOW READS HET. The closest thing JE's ever had to het is when they crossdress, and that's not even het.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I'm pretty sure a certain friend would draw him if I asked. In maid uniform of course. Or bound in ropes. Or..whatever.

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Yuto/Jun/Ryosuke.

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*screams*


16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"BY THE WAY YOU NOW HAVE HERPES."

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
....Gackt?....

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Kazu/Tego/Koichi?! GOD. I DON'T KNOW. WARNINGS FOR THREESOMES AND HINTS OF BDSM. and oh, I DON'T KNOW!

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
I do not want to know.

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
NOOO NOOO NOOO HE'S BARELY LEGAL. SPARE HIM, PLEASE!

21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
baby fat.

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
DRUNK DRUNK DEFINITELY.

23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Ryo and Maru? Duh.

24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Kazuya and Shige are in a happy relationship until Shige suddenly runs off with Jun. Kazuya, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Takki and a brief unhappy affair with Koichi, then follows the wise advice of Ryosuke and finds true love with Ryo."

This is good! I could totally see it happening! Kazuya fucks around with the senpai's, get advice from his kouhai's and in the end, ends up in the arms of his peer, RYO. AHH OMG.

... I would so read it.
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This must be rock-solid proof that I am DAMN BOOOOREEEDD. My YamaTaro download is slowly finishing, but it's slowing down cause of my Sushi Oiji and Tantei Gakuen Q episodes. AHHH AND COFFEE PRINCE ISN'T HELPING EITHER. STUPID STUPID STUPID.


SSULJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.


2:49 AM