Monday, December 11, 2006
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
I know I have probably said countless times over the years that I don't believe in you, your name is an anagram of Satan, and that you're overweight and stuff, but please please this year make this one an exception.
I know I'm NOT a Christian, but I promise if I see any of these items under my bed (because I can't be bothered to set up my tree) I will immediately get myself baptised. Really! I'm serious! I promise I will be the best girl you have ever met. I will do my homework on time, not sleep in class, not be selfish, not hide things so other people can't have them, not scold people for their mistakes, not insult others etc etc.
My wishlist is as follows:
I know we don't have hot weather in Malaysia, but I can't resist! ^_^
See Santa, this calculator watch will help me imensely in Maths class when I have forgotten to pack my own the night before. Plus, I will get extra cool points among my classmates. I need those cool points. I'm currently...uncool.
This cute calculator ring to remind myself what a GENIUS I am. It's a self-motivation thing you know?
There's nothing more cooler than a camera, and what more cooler is a camera ring!
I think this top is adorable! Pleeeaaaasseee?
They put the ORLY in my ears. My earlobes will sing with joy with these on. Yes. No, sorry, HOOT. My earlobes will hoot with joy.
I would like some Bling Bling too! KERCHING KERCHING. BLING BLING BLING. Ya dawg, sup.
I will simply love the shirt and shall wear whenever I feel hungry/go to McDonald's/read and watch Fast Food Nation and Super Size Me. This is a promise.
Whenever I feel hungry in class, all I have to do is stare at my pencilbox. Quite convenient, no?
I know I don't have an iPod Santa, but this bag just screams adorable! And it comes with built in speakers and batteries! What better way than to spread the Christmas joy with carols via my bag. Radio and handphones are so 2005. Ingenious right? I KNOW!
This bag, will be for purely selfish reasons. PAPARAZZI! Thank you Santa. I hope my wish shall come true. I hope you understand. I'm not even asking for a PlayStation 3/Wii/Nokia 7390 phone/iPod video/Canon 400D. See, all I'm asking for as merely useful and decorative items. Nothing schmancy. Don't you agree? :D
Yours sincerely,
Nicole Yeong XOXO.
6:10 AM
