The mystery of Mr. "Harley" that has taken Nicole, Rachel and Vivian by storm. Not so much Alethea.

First off, let's start with me. Can you find me here? :)

OBB is an abbreviation for 'Osaka Bad Boy' because he really looked like one. Throughout the whole time we were together with the Osaka group (hence the name 'Osaka Bad Boy'). He wore these really cool pants with chains and everything. It was so cool.


But of course, OBB is nothing compared to my HARLEY!! OMG HARLEY!!
Note: his name is not really Harley.

The first time I arrived at the hotel for our orientation before leaving for Japan, the first person I saw when I entered the meeting room was this EXTREMELY HOT BOY IN THE MIDDLE AISLE. Feeling giddy, I immediately rushed to sit a few seats behind him just so I could stare at him the whole time. I am that pathetic, I think everyone knows this.

It wasn't until a few hours later I told Rachel I found the boy hot. Rachel of course replied,
"OMG YOU ALSO NOTICED AH??? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!! WAAHH, HE'S SO HOT!"

For a long time we didn't know what to call him. We just called him 'Sexy Osaka Man' or 'SOM' for short. We don't have his name you see, and didn't have the guts to ask him for it. (We were intimidated by his posse of friends) So we settled on naming him "Harley" after the Harley Davidson shirt he was wearing when we first saw him.

The picture below does not do this fine specimen of the Malaysian male species justice, but it's the best that I have. (and will ever have *sob*) :

Yeah yeah yeah, he looks like crap there but what can I say? He's soooo much better looking in real life. But...! He lives in Ipoh!! WHAT IS THIS?!!! OBB is also from Ipoh!! What are they feeding boys in Ipoh?!?!?!!?! Anyway, ever since Harley, every hot boy me and Rachel see are considered "# % Harley!". For example, Nashriq if you remember him, is 0% HARLEY. But the new boy in my Accounts tuition (*swoon*) whose name is Calvin is 50% HARLEY! Harley is like the standard of what Malaysian boys should look like. Seriously. Notice how I wrote Malaysian boys? Because Kazuya Kamenashi is 911213213215484876% more than Harley.

Thus ends Harley math.
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Majority of you are probably thinking, "Nicole is such an idiot. I don't know why she has friends. I don't know why: I am her friend/reading an idiot's blog/I care/I find Harley hot"

You pick. And in the words of Samantha, "Nicole, you need a boyfriend."

Oh sure. I agree wholeheartedly. Just show me someone who is "+/- 40% Harley" and I might think about it. Give me someone whole looks like Kame and I won't think twice. Just as long as he can speak English and hold a decent conversation with me. ;D


Don't you think he's so panty-wetting? OF COURSE!! Ahhhh, Kazuya always wins everything hands down. KameKameKameKameKameKAMEKAMEKAMEKAMEKAMEKAMEKAMEAKAMEKAMEKAMEKAMEKAME. ♥

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