Directions: Write down twelve of your favorite characters. Number the list. Then click the cut for random cracktastic questions. (Don't look at the questions before you've come up with the list or else you'll spoil it. XD)

1: Kazuya
2: Yuto
3: Ryo
4: Jun
5: Ryosuke
6: Tegoshi
7: Maruyama
8: Ueda
9: Shige
10: Nino
11: Tackey
12: Koichi

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No...but I wouldn't mind if it was NC-17. It wouldn't seem natural if it was fluff or crack. :P

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Hot. Jesus, the boy CRIES when he eats GOOD FOOD. He can speak Engrish, Flench and Eetalian as well. MUAHAHADJ. Plus he dances with rainbows, what's not to love?

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

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4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
NONE THAT I CAN REMEMBER. THEY ARE ALL THE SAME RLY. PWP DOESN'T VARY.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Yuto/Tego?! WHAT? YUTO IS BARELY LEGAL.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Ryosuke/Shige or Ryosuke/Nino. Gawd, I don't know, Ryosuke/Shige, cause Shige's smart and he could probably be Ryosuke's sensei or something mmhmmk.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Maru walked in on KOICHI AND YUTO? oh god. I don't. I can't even. seriously, the thought of Yuto in a sexual situation at all. x_____X All that boy should be allowed to do is smile and act cute and prance around singing "HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!" with his equally adorable friends.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
"Ryo's had it up to here with this Arashi guy. Rated NC-17 for improper use of microphones and rainbows."

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
SUUUUUUUUURE.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Koichi seems to be a goddamn pimp. WHY HAVE I ANSWERED SO MANY QUESTIONS REGARDING TWELVE BUT NOT NUMBER ONE?!

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
FINALLY! KAZUYA/JUN FIC?? YESS PLZ. HOOKER FIC YESS. KAZUYA!HOOKER WOULD BE COMMANDED TO PLEASE HIS MASTER!JUN THE CHEF WHO COOKS LOVELY PASTA FOR HIM EVERY NIGHT AND THEY'D USE THE SAUCE AS A FORM OF BDSM AND nevermind-.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I don't think most of my friends even know WHO Maruyama is.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
NO ONE I KNOW READS HET. The closest thing JE's ever had to het is when they crossdress, and that's not even het.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I'm pretty sure a certain friend would draw him if I asked. In maid uniform of course. Or bound in ropes. Or..whatever.

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Yuto/Jun/Ryosuke.

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16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"BY THE WAY YOU NOW HAVE HERPES."

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
....Gackt?....

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Kazu/Tego/Koichi?! GOD. I DON'T KNOW. WARNINGS FOR THREESOMES AND HINTS OF BDSM. and oh, I DON'T KNOW!

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
I do not want to know.

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
NOOO NOOO NOOO HE'S BARELY LEGAL. SPARE HIM, PLEASE!

21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
baby fat.

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
DRUNK DRUNK DEFINITELY.

23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Ryo and Maru? Duh.

24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Kazuya and Shige are in a happy relationship until Shige suddenly runs off with Jun. Kazuya, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Takki and a brief unhappy affair with Koichi, then follows the wise advice of Ryosuke and finds true love with Ryo."

This is good! I could totally see it happening! Kazuya fucks around with the senpai's, get advice from his kouhai's and in the end, ends up in the arms of his peer, RYO. AHH OMG.

... I would so read it.
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This must be rock-solid proof that I am DAMN BOOOOREEEDD. My YamaTaro download is slowly finishing, but it's slowing down cause of my Sushi Oiji and Tantei Gakuen Q episodes. AHHH AND COFFEE PRINCE ISN'T HELPING EITHER. STUPID STUPID STUPID.


SSULJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.