Honestly, bottom of the food chain those people. If I could zap everyone that irritates me, there would be a lot less stress in my life. Like last night when I got irritated at Woody Allen in SCOOP because I never knew he is SUCH A RIDICULOUS, IRRITATING, BUMBLING FOOL. Nothing against his work, but I hope in future movies, Woody shall stay BEHIND the camera, not in IN FRONT.

Much awaited day was Monday. My optimistic side thinks it went okay; I could've babbled less. My pessimistic side thinks there is no more hope when I remember how I practically sat in front of the interviewer in stunned silence when he asked me who the Menteri Besar of Selangor is. Or the Sultan. Or the King. Or the Minister of Education.

Who. The. Fuck. Cares.

If they did their job well I would've have known who they are. Unfortunately, they don't, thus they aren't famous enough. I know the Head Police Chief's name because he is famous enough. Thus, he does his job.

YOU WANT ME TO KNOW YOUR NAME? PUT IT ON BIG BILLBOARDS/TABLOIDS AND NOT MAKE IT SO FREAKING LONG. Why the hell can remember you when your name is Whatever Piece of Crap bin/binti More Rubbish? You want to know why people remember Britney's or Lindsay's name or hell, Gael Garcia Bernal's name better than yours? Because it's short. And simple. Britney. Spears. Lindsay. Lohan. Gael. Garcia. Bernal. Jake. Gyllenhaal.

I propose we should have a paparazzi for Menteri Besar's and other Ministers. You want me to know your name? Do something scandalous and splash it all over the tabloids. I'll read it for sure. I'll remember your name for sure. For sure, for life.

Other than that I would say I was quite satisfied with my day. Other than a few minor setbacks and disappointments (and shock), I did the best that I could and if I'm not good enough, I shudder to think who they chose over me instead.

Overall, I made lots of new friends, met some old ones and had fun. Oh, and met some faces behind the blogs I've been reading for the past few months. *ahem*
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Some more other news...

Father is finally back which means my computer is finally getting fixed. *hurrah* And with my father came four boxes of kimchi and chilli powder with a due date of late July. Therefore, I'm having kimchi everyday. Kimchi soup and fried rice on Tuesday. Today I had kimchi beef and kimchi fried rice. Kimchi kimchi kimchi kimchi; I'm still craving it. I can practically eat it raw by itself with nothing else as a damn snack. In fact, I think I'll do that right now.

And yay for Sammie! She found the stripper song I was hoping to look for when my computer gets back. It was played in Gossip Girl the episode where Blair performs a striptease for Chuck in Victrola (OTP OMG). HEY STRIPPER. LA LA LA LA LA.

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